Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for July 06, 2020
Eve: So, Zealot...Have you ever been hired by any celebrities? Zealot: Oh yeah. I've worked with Sting, Barbra Streisand, Charlton Heston... Eve: Barbra Streisand? What's she like? Zealot: She's immensely talented, but... (doorbell rings) Uh-oh... (doorbell rings) Zealot: Don't open it! It's my nemesis. Eve: Your nemesis? Zealot: Yes. He's summoned by idle chit-chat about celebrities and pop culture. Eve: Really! Does your nemesis happen to be a bony guy in a yellow jumpsuit & platform boots? Because... Zealot: That's Fluff Boy, all right. Kind words encourage him. Ignore him. Eve: Fluff Boy?! How do we get rid of him? What's his weakness? Zealot: Quick! Turn on C-Span!