Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for July 03, 2020
Eve: Zealot? What are you doing here? Zealot: Just following up. You never called to book my services, so I'm here to offer you a sample argument. To hook you. Eve: A free sample, huh? Okay, argue animal rights with me. Zealot: Which side do you prefer? Eve: I'll be PETA, so you be...Ted Nugent. Go! Zealot: I need to get something from the car. Be right back! Eve! Eve: In here! Reinforcements are one their way! Repent, or else! You fur-wearing heathen, you! Zealot: ...At last! A worthy opponent!