Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for May 22, 2020
Hannah: You and Manny are an old married couple. I'm glad Joe and I are still giddy- Eve: There's a lot to be said for stable, long-term relationships, Hannah. Hannah: Bleah. Where's the spark? Manny: Hon? I gassed up the van for you, and I took Monday off so I can be at your ultrasound. Oh, and I bought you cantaloupe since you're craving orange foods. Eve: How sweet! Eve: See? The initial spark has become a steady flame- Hannah: Waaah! I want twin babies on the way and a husband who buys me orange food! Manny: Speaking of "flames," have you seen the Preparation-H? Eve: Pretend he didn't just totally ruin my momentum! Hannah: No.