Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for February 14, 2020
Salesman: Here you are, Mr. Torres. Now you're a proud owner of a state-of-the-art weapon. Manny: It's beautiful. Eve: Manny Torres! You bought a gun?!! Have you lost your mind?!! Salesman: You haven't told your wife about the gun yet, have you? Manny: No. No, I haven't. And when she sees the gun store bag, I'm dead. Salesman: Hmmm...I have an idea! Manny: That man's a genius! She'll never check the bag now!