Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for December 06, 2019
Manny: If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? Eve: Straight hair! I've always craved long, luscious sheets of sleek, shiny, straight hair. That I could flip over my shoulders and brag about! Manny: You'd waste a wish on that? When there's hunger, war, diseases you could cure? You'd be so selfish- Eve: That would be only one of my wishes. ...Maybe what would you wish for, Mr. Holier-than-thou? Manny: I've always wanted to play guitar like Eddie Van Halen. Eve: Hey! What happened to world peace? Manny: Music soothes the trouble masses. I'd be a humanitarian. While you, ...you'd just have pretty hair. Eve: Good god, man, don't discount that!