Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for June 15, 2008
Eve: What'cha makin'? Hannah: An invitation. Eve: Are you having a party? Hannah: No. Lena spent the weekend at Athena's house, and Athena's mom called to tell me what a wonderful, helpful, sweet, funny, charming girl Lena is. Eve: That's great! ... but - Hannah: So, I'm inviting the wonderful, helpful, sweet, funny, charming Lena to come stay at my house for a while. I've never met that Lena, but I'm hoping for an extended stay. Noise: SLAM! Hannah: Shhhh! How was your day, honey? Lena: I hate my #$*$!! life! Eve: ... Yeah. Good luck with that.