Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for June 01, 2008
Eve: Isaac, how old do I look? Fluff Boy: Um... about 23. Eve: Be serious. Fluff Boy: I am. You've been looking quite young lately. Eve: I'm gonna go ask Manny. Manny! How old do I look? Manny: Hold on. What? Eve: If you didn't know I was 35, how old would you think I was? Manny: 23. 24, tops. Eve: Really? Wow! Manny: Dude, thanks for the heads-up! Now, if I could just master the "am I fat?" question - Fluff Boy: That's easy! It's always a no! Honestly, Manny, handling women is a breeze if you pay attention - Eve: You were saying? Fluff Boy: Mayday! Mayday! I'm down! Send backup! Manny: Dude, you're on your own! Over and out!