Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for May 08, 2008
Ivy: Mom! Guess what?! Michael asked me to the dance! Eve: Not THE Micahel-cutest-boy-in-school Michael, golden boy of the fifth grade?! Ivy: Yes, that Michael! Before today, I thought he didn't even know my name! Manny: He won't remember it when I'm through with you! Got rat your hair and put on a muumuu! Eve! My shotgun! Ivy: MOM! Eve: You don't own a shotgun, dear. Step off the crazy train, please. Manny: No.