Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for April 21, 2008
Eve: Hello? Hannah: What's Sophie's address? Eve: ... Hannah? Hannah: Yeah. Gimme Sophie's address. Eve: No way. You stay away from her! Hannah: I'm not going to harm her. I just want to send the bimbo some flowers. Eve: Why? Hannah: Joe's not the daddy! Oh, the sweet, sweet schadenfreude! Eve: Wait - I thought you loved him? Hannah: Apparently, I loved the idea of making Sophie jealous more than I loved him.... who knew?