Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for April 17, 2008
Joe: How could our baby be black?! Sophie: He couldn't. Obviously. At least now I know for sure who the daddy is. Better luck next time, Joe. Joe: Better luck next time? Better luck next time?!! Why you #*&@! #*@@! Why didn't you #&*! tell me before I drove over here? *@!! I can't *$%(@! and #&@@*!!! Eve: Calm down, Joe - Fluff Boy: Boy, those security guards sure can move, eh?