Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for February 27, 2008
Eve: Look at us. What a couple of shlumps. We need to bring the excitement back into our marriage. Where's the pizzazz? The romance? Siiiiiighhh.... Manny: Hey, darlin', why dontcha go slip into yer granny drawers fer ol' papa bear? Eve: ... OK, hearing that in a Southern drawl would've been creepy even without the Spanish accent, but WITH it? Seriously disturbing. Manny: I aims to please.