Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for February 16, 2008
Eve: We've been changing diapers. Without a break, for almost 11 years. Manny: Wow. Yeah, because the kids overlapped and - Eve: Seth never trained! Sigh. They better make adult-sized pull-ups. Manny: If they don't, we should market them. Make millions - Ev: Manny, most able-bodied people in the world are potty-trained. Manny: Rats. In a perfect world, we'd profit from this. Eve: What?! In a perfect world, Seth would be fine, we'd be billionaires and - Manny: I meant, in a perfect real world, dreamer.