Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for January 24, 2008
Eve: Manny, who's prettier, me or Hannah. Manny: You. No contest. Eve: But... we're identical. Manny: No you're not. You've always looked different. You have longer hair, and you're heavier - Eve: What?! Manny: I mean, obviously you weigh a bit more - Eve: What?!? Manny: Um... I mean there's more of you to love! Eve: What?!! Manny: You're curvier? More bang for the buck?! Um... Eve: COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT, YOU COWARD!!!