Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for October 27, 2007
Eve: You know what I hate? When celebrity new moms are on talk shows and they mention changing diapers, or basic childcare. There's always these moron audience women nodding and clapping along in disbelief that a #&@! celebrity would do such mundane things. I hate those women. Fluff Boy: Julia Roberts brought her baby on Oprah yesterday. Eve: Squeal! I missed it! Was he cute? Did... you tricked me! Fluff Boy: You hat them, and yet, your are their queen.