Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for October 26, 2007
Eve: We're lying in Babylon. Manny: You just figured that out? Eve: Why, just this week we've dealt with porn loops, smutty catalogs, the girls cursing like pirates... I worry for our children! Manny: Me too. I tell you, we should buy some land, build a bunker, and cut ourselves off from the outside world! Eve: We could! Or, we could just get the kids more involved with church or something. Now, don't sulk, my wittle paranoid one! Manny: Hmph!