Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for October 23, 2007
Owen: Mom! Mom! Come quick! Eve: What?! Owen: The computer! I didn't do it! Eve: Owen! Why were you looking at porn?! Owen: I wasn't! I was doing a school report, I clicked a link and this happened! And I couldn't stop it! Eve: It was a porn loop, and I fixed it. It wasn't your fault. I'm sorry you had to see that... stuff. Owen: ... about that "stuff"- ... must I watch the entire Barney video? Eve: Yes! Elmo's next!