Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for September 17, 2007
Manny: Gas prices are outrageous! It cost me fifty bucks to fill the van! Eve: Bush is to blame for this! Voice from television: Four more Americans were killed in Iraq today - Eve: Bush is to blame for this! Fluff Boy: And I don't feel like my rights are being protected in America today - Eve: Bush is to blame for this! Ivy! What's with this "C" on your interim report? Ivy: Um... Bush is to blame for this! Manny: Handy little scapegoat, isn't he?