Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for August 10, 2007
Manny: Why'd it take so long for you to weigh yourself? Eve: It always takes that long. Manny: Why? Eve: I strip, go to the bathroom, weigh myself at least three times before getting dressed again. It's tedious. Manny: And crazy. Eve: What, you have a different system? Manny: Yes. I stand on the scale. Ta-da! Eve: Gasp! Fully clothed? Must everything be easier for men? Manny: It's easy because I'm not neurotic! Eve: What's that like?