Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for December 12, 2006
Eve: Manny? I took a pregnancy test - Manny: What?! You can't be pregnant again! You just can't be! Eve: You're horrible. Manny: Five kids is plenty. I'm done. Well?! Are you pregnant or not? Eve: No. Manny: Thank God! I think you need to get your tubes tied or something! We need something more permanent. Eve: You're right. Manny: Really? Eve: Sure! But I've got a better idea. Celibacy - it's the new black.