Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for October 26, 2006
Eve: Sophie, these pants are a size 4! Sophie: My weight's been stable for a decade, yet I've gone froma 6 to a double zero, and now, even they're too big - Woman: Ma'am? You need our negative sizes now. Subtract six from your regular size. So... double zero equals a negative six! Sophie: Thanks! Eve: Negative sizes? For your alternative reality store?! Woman: Uh... Eve: Never mind. The tag says 4, so 4 it is! Soph- get a picture of me with the tags! Hannah will flip!