Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for August 19, 2006
Sophie: Awwww! Isn't that little girl adorable? Eve: Yes, she's darling. Sophie: I want a baby girl so I can dress her up and fix her hair- Eve: You are soooo bucking for a tomboy. Woman: No, Lola. Put it back- Lola: Yowl! AIIIEEEE!! Eve: ...I forgot they could make that sound! Sophie: I can feel my ovaries shriveling as we speak! Yer just a cute li'l package of birth control aren't ya, sweet pea?