Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for July 31, 2006
Eve: Hannah! Why didn't you tell me?! I'm your twin sister! Congratulations, you two! Hannah: For what? Eve: You're getting married! So, how did Joe propose? Hannah: Joe didn't propose, and we aren't even considering marriage yet, right, baby? Eve: Huh. Are you sure? Because Mom said she was losing weight for your wedding, so I just assumed... Hannah: Wait- She's going to scare him away! Evil, meddling old crone- Eve: I call maid of honor!