Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for July 09, 2006
Fluff Boy: Something wrong? Eve: Manny. He's already lost ten pounds! His training is like boot camp! He'll come back toned and hot! Fluff Boy: How is this bad? Eve: People already wonder why he's with such a fattie! I could use boo camp too. Fluff Boy: You're not fat, Eve. Eve: Yes I am! I'm a big, fat woman, and I never suspected I would be! Fluff Boy: Maybe you could try going back on your diet? Or- Eve: Gasp! You just admitted I need to lose weight! You really think I'm a big, fat woman! Fluff Boy: I'm sorry. I honestly don't think you're a big, fat woman. Eve: Yeah, right. Fluff Boy: However, I do think you're a big, psycho woman. Eve: There's that big word again.