Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for April 01, 2006
Eve: Wow! Manny folded the clothes, he did the dishes, and... sniff! He made dinner!! Thanks, Manny! Manny: I didn't clean up - the new maid did! Eve: New maid?! Even better!! But, wait. We can't afford a maid. Manny: Relax, it's a gift from my Mom. She paid for an entire year! Eve: Really? Squeal! Oh my God - really?! Really?!! Manny: Nah. April Fool's! Ha ha ha - God, what a grouch.