Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for January 19, 2006
Ivy: Mom, is India a continent or a state? Eve: C'mon, Ivy. It's a country. Ivy: Oh. Eve: ...You really didn't know that? Ivy: Well- Eve: Good heavens! You're a straight-A third-grader and you don't know simple geography?! Ivy: We haven't had geography yet. They don't teach it 'til high sc- Eve: Aaaaaaaa!! Woman: White House. How may I direct your call? Eve: Hi, my child's being left behind- Woman: Another one for the president, Blanche!