Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for January 16, 2006
Eve: You never bring me flowers anymore. Manny: Um- Eve: I want some flowers, and a compliment. OK? Manny: Sorry, it's against our bylaws in "the code of men." Eve: What? Manny: See? We may only give flowers if it's our idea. We're taught to ignore demands. Eve: But...you might never think of it- Manny: Exactly! A built-in out! The men who wrote this tome are geniuse's of founding father calibre! Eve: Gimme that "laundry is women's work." Manny: ...It's like music, huh?