Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for December 10, 2005
Man: Hi, Mrs. Torres? We spoke on the phone? I'm here about Manuel Torres' background investigation- Eve: Yes!...Um, Manny's a hard worker, a loyal husband, and an all-aroudn fine person! Man: As god is my witness, I thought that turkeys could fly! Eve: ...Excuse me? Man: Now that we've got the "WKRP in Cincinnati" quotes out of the way, maybe we could discuss your husband. Eve: Damn you, Nick and Nite!