Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for October 05, 2005
Manny: What are you doing? Eve: A pilates ab tape. Manny: So, why are you just lying there? Why not join in? Eve: I am joining in. You can't tell because, from what I've been able to gather, those women are using something called "abdominal muscles" to flail about and apparently, not everybody possesses them. ...*#$% genetic freaks.