Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for September 23, 2005
Eve: Isaac, I'm not losing weight fast enough, and I don't know what to do. Fluff Boy: You need more cardio. You should go running or biking a few times a week. Eve: I hate running. I wish there was some drug I could take to help me. Fluff Boy: There is. It's called spped. Too bad it's illegal. Eve: There goes the government, butting into my life again.