Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for June 13, 2005
Manny: Eve, I found another clump of your hair in the drain. I swear, you're going bald. Eve: Stop saying that! This is normal post-pregnancy hair loss1 I've got no bald spots- Manny: Well, not yet. Huh, Iris! Eve: Can't you ever say anything nice to me? Manny: ...I can't imagine my life without you in it. You're beautiful, and you rock my world. Eve: ...Liar! I am a fat, bald freak! Waaaahh! Manny: I cannot win.