Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for April 11, 2005
Grocery clerk: Need some help out with that, Ma'am? Eve: I've been here for the past hour. When Seth knocked over the cereal display? I could've used help. When Owen took off his shoes and Ivy chased him around, screaming like a banshee? I coud've used help. But these last fifty yards before I reach my car? Piece-o-cake. Clerk: So...that's a no, then?