Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for February 25, 2005
Mom: Eve? Honey? You OK? Do they fit? Eve: They're huge clown pants! I told you they wouldn't fit! Mom: Let me see so I can judge what size to buy you... Eve: No! Stay out! I already took them off because I couldn't walk with them puddling around my ankles! I'm a size 10! Buy a 10! Mom: Um...OK... Eve: (Which I weill then exchange for a 16, a girdle, and a pail so that I may milk myself).