Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for January 22, 2005
Manny: Our kids are gorgeous, and we're just average. Eve: Speak for yourself! Manny: Seriously! Have you ever noticed how beautiful people often have ugly kids? And vice versa? Eve: ...you're right! Manny: ...Follow that throught through... Eve: Gasp! Ugly grandchildren! Manny: Well, at least ours are cute. Eve: Wait! Maybe...maybe our kids will marry ugly! For the sake of their children! Manny: We can but hope that they'd be so unselfish!