Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for December 16, 2004
Manny: Didn't you just wear that shirt? Eve: I've only got four shirts that fit, and I won't buy any more! I've worn the same four shirts for three months now! All four shirts are equally hideous. All, obviously designed by infantile misogynists. After the births, I shall host a bonfire and dance as they burn. Until then, deal with it!!! What?! Manny: Burn your granny panties, too, while you're at it.