Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for October 22, 2004
Manny: Hey Eve! Come see my new steel-toed boots! Eve: Why do you need steel-toed boots? You're no lumberjack. Manny: They'll protect my feet at construction sites. Eve: Can you even feel this at all? Manny: No, but get off! You'll crush the metal down on my feet! Eve: Excuse me?! Are you - did you actually just say that I weigh enough to crush a steel-toed boot?!!! Manny: I did say it. Oh how I wish I hadn't said it out loud!