Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for October 10, 2004
Eve: Manny, listen! I found the song you wrote for me when we first started dating! It's soooo cool! Song: "Oh, Eve, my Eve, you're my one and only!". Manny: Turn it off! Eve: What? Why? Manny: Because it's embarrassing! The lyrics are lame! Turn it off! Song: "My queen, my love, my bestest friend. Now I'll never be lonely again...". Eve: But... Manny: La la la la la Hmm hmm la la la... Song: "Oh, Eve, my Eve, you're my wondrous angel! You are the one! Of that I'm sure - I am diseased and you're my cure...". Eve: Sob. Sob!! Manny: I'm sorry. Eve: Whatever. Manny: The sentiments are the same. Even if the lyrics seem corny now. I love you, Eve. Eve: I love you too. Ooooh! This is my favorite part! Song: "Oh Eve, our love is like a pox! I'm covered in your love! I itch with pleasure...". Manny: (La la la la hmm hmm la la la).