Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for October 02, 2004
Manny: I got my hand caught in the car door today and it hurts really bad! Eve: Mmmmm. Manny: Oooooh! Ow-ie-owo-ie! I can hardly move it, it's so swollen! Eve: Hmmmm. Manny: I can't type with this mangled claw! How will I work? I'll need strong painkillers in order to sleep tonight, that's for sure! Look at it! Eve: Uh-huh. Manny: Oh, the pain... Eve: How long are you going to harp on this to me? Manny: Until I get some #*&%@* sympathy!!!