Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for September 10, 2004
Eve: Manny! I think someone stole one of our credit cards! Manny: What? What?! Eve: This Visa was paid off, and we just got a bill for %742.25! Manny: Oh. Ahem. ...That. Eve: Brazen thieves!! Let me see what they bought-Okay. It was all bought at...Alonzo's gun emporium. Manny: Heh heh. One can't put a price tag on safety...Or peace of mind. Right, Eve? Right? Eve: Stupidity, though, that'll cost ya.