Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for September 01, 2004
Eve: For crying out loud, Manny, turn it down! I can barely hear myself think! Manny: What do you say? Eve: Now! Manny: Excuse me? Eve: Or else! Manny: I can't hear you! Eve: I mean it, Manny! Manny: Try again. Eve: Do it or die!! Manny: Nope. Once more. Eve: Fine! Please, please, pretty please turn the TV down, oh exalted one! Okay? Happy now? Manny: ...And you wonder why our kids have no manners!