Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for August 06, 2004
Manny: I'd like 2 thigh-enlarging burgers, and 2 large obesity fries. Oh, and I'll have the artery clogger pie for dessert. You want one, honey? Eve: Um...No. I'll hae the hello diabetes cone instead. Fast food employee: That'll be $12.94. Please drive up. Manny: We'll have a hard time suing this company after our heart attacks. Eve: Oooh! You should try their new chocolate stroke shakes! They're to die for!