Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for July 28, 2004
Manny: If Bush wasn't running for re-election, I'd probably vote Republican. Eve: We sure could use a juicy scandal, huh? Manny: Dream on! He ain't Bill Clinton. He's a republican. Ain't gonna happen. He was also beloved. Incompetent, confused, and self-absorbed, but beloved nonetheless. Eve: Reagan was a republican and he was surrounded by scandal. Why is that? It makes no sense! Manny: Uncle Ronnie! Cowboy! Gipper! Red, white, and blue! Mom and apple pie! Eve: Deficits! Arms for hostages! Environmental damage! Star Wars! Manny: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!" Eve: ...Nope still don't get it. Manny: Commie!