Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for July 17, 2004
Grocery store employee: Ma'am? You saved &7.04 today. Do you need some help out with your cart, Ma'am? Thanks for shopping here, Ma'am- Eve: Isn't it past your bed time, son? Get your jammies on and go nighty-night like a good wittle boy does sonny want some milky? In a sippy- Sophie: Eve, let's go! Eve: I'm so depressed. Sophie: So ya got Ma'amed. So what? It happens to the best of us. Eve: I suppose. Little whipper-snapper- Sophie: What can I do to cheer you up? Eve: Wanna go dress like tarts and try to get carded? Sophie: Sigh...Again?