Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for July 15, 2004
Eve: Ivy wants to play baseball again next year. She's such a jock! I was always good at running and swimming, but ball sports were beyond me. Sophie: I detest sweating, but I do enjoy baseball as an adult. Eve: Not me. It's so stressful! If I catch it I never know who to throw it to. Tempers flare...I just toss it toward a group and hope for the best. Sophie: Oh Eve, Eve, Eve. Honey, when you play with men, they tell you where to throw it! Eve: What? Sophie: Here, Sophie! Here! Throw it here! So I throw it toward the "here." Eve: What if there's more than one guy yelling "here!"? Sophie: Then, I throw it to the cutest "here." Eve: I like your system!