Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for June 01, 2004
Eve: So anyway, Sophie, he's in the midst of some midlife crisis. Well, you saw his hair...and now he wants to quit his job and become a cop. Sophie: You must be joking. Eve: I wish. I'm so irritated! This is false advertising! I married a liberal. I married a Green-Peace member! A peace-nik! Manny: Shhh! Something's goin' down at the Mini-Mart! Oh man, I wish I was there! Voice on police radio: All units...robbery in progress... Eve: I did not marry this. Manny: Wench!! Fetch me a beer! Sophie: Aaah...the ol' bait and switch. It'll get'cha every time.