Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for May 20, 2004
Eve: Mom! I've got some big news! Mom: Don't tell me you're pregnant again! Eve: ...I am, actually. ...How did you know that? Mom: Oh please, Eve. You are always pregnant. Eve: No, I'm not....You just hurt my feelings! Mom: When, in the past few years, have you called me with big news that wasn't pregnancy or childbirth related? Eve: We have got to get a new hobby. Manny: Huh?