Clay Jones for April 15, 2024

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    XF8U-3  3 months ago

    gah!

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    Darsan54 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Mike is puckering correctly, but Dump needs to turn around.

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    sipsienwa Premium Member 3 months ago

    As large as that is, still not enough room for everyone. graham, mtg. boebutt, rubio. cruz, etc. Yes, I know these are supposed to be capitalized. No respect given.

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    Hello Everyone  3 months ago

    I kind of want to “Unsee” that. The Putin heart tattoo was funny though. :)

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    Hello Everyone  3 months ago

    Ahhhh! That’s what caused the Eclipse!

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    knutdl  3 months ago

    Why do Clay Jones let Pizza rat see these horrible things? Yesterdat Pizza rat went to hell and back, and today……OMG. I don’t like the sippy cup!

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    I doubt he dyes his butt like he dyes his face. And yeah, that tat is funny.

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  3 months ago

    Spacey?

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    oldchas  3 months ago

    A big smooch right where it puckers like a tobacco sack. And don’t spare any tung.

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    braindead Premium Member 3 months ago

    They have to pull down the diaper first, right?

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    The GQP Speaker of the House is always doing his job. In this case, it’s a rim job.

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    admiree2  3 months ago

    The Putin Tramp Stamp is a nice touch.

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    Henwood  3 months ago

    ^^^Time you got yourself out of the closet, Froggy.

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    Direwolf  3 months ago

    Shouldn’t his head be further up it?

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    The Nodding Head  3 months ago

    Tsk. Jones cops out. Instead of producing a cartoon, he runs a photo.

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    NRHAWK Premium Member 3 months ago

    Funny, this is exactly how I envisioned this going when I first learned of Mike Johnson’s pilgrimage to Mar-A-Lardo.

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    robcarroll1213  3 months ago

    There’s a looooooooong line of Republicans behind Mike.

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    mourdac Premium Member 3 months ago

    This is the PG version of how Mike Johnson and the entire Republican party actually payed their slavishness. Embarassing and disgusting how low they have sunk.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    BOOM!!!! Mr Jones does not just hit it out of the park, he hits it over the county line!!!! It is so hard to type when laughing so much. He really nailed it.

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    Adolf Trump  3 months ago

    Won’t be too long now, before Shorty Johnson is a broken man, sitting on a park bench, rumpled suit, dirty shoes, taking hits from a bottle of Yoohoo, in a brown bag. And wondering where he went wrong.

    “Oh god, why did I do it? Why did I take the forbidden fruit?”

    And God answers “Cause you’re a weenie, that’s why.”

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    rmike7842  3 months ago

    That the Speaker of the House needs to consult with Trump, makes it undeniably clear that Trump is exerting very strong influence on the House.

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    truthsocialol  3 months ago

    What do you mean, WAS there.

    That superglue seal ain’t broke yet, and lil’ mikey is enjoying the view, because as long as he’s behind that wide load, he’s guarded from mtg.

    At least, that’s what he hopes.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s a good thing trump has a big bum, lots of room for autographs.

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    If only certain JUDGES weren’t doing the same for Traitor Trump…..

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    T Smith  3 months ago

    … with tongue.

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    artjohn42  3 months ago

    Clay, I can’t believe you have the fortitude to be able to draw that. You’re a better man than I, Mr. Jones!

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    Perkycat  3 months ago

    As I’m sitting here looking at trump’s rump, I’m watching him walking into the courtroom on the news. He doesn’t look happy and I hope he looks so much worse when the verdict is read. Do the right thing people!!!

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    Ally2005  3 months ago

    Fake orange tanner is EVERYWHERE. I really didn’t need to know that.

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    IndyW  3 months ago

    I like this toon. Well stated, very funny, and politically embarrassing for Republicans.

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    Nantucket Premium Member 3 months ago

    When I remember things like Democratic National Committee cyber attacks (details on Wiki) you have to wonder what information was obtained from the RNC. Repubs must have some really dark secrets that led them to subservience to Trump and Putin.

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    robnvon Premium Member 3 months ago

    Trump is stupid so he never thinks to put make up on his ears; so they always appear pink. He is also lazy; so his bottom would also be … .

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    PaulGoes  3 months ago

    The difference between brown nosing and a$$ kissing is depth perception

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    charliekane  3 months ago

    Even without Clay’s depiction, it is stupefying and disgusting that a major American political party has debased itself for this guy.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oh yuck; that’s a visual I’ll never get out of my head :-(

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    Rich Douglas  3 months ago

    Spelled “Pence” wrong.

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