Clay Jones for March 30, 2023

Shouldn’t it be a white hood with a couple eye holes over the Washington monument?

You certainly can pick them. They wouldn’t have risen above dog catcher in the civilised world.

In the Victorian era, negative sexuality became so fanatical that the supports pianos sat upon were fitted with trousers to discourage the use of the word “legs”. Conservative males and religion (e.g. Christianity and Islam) are fanatic to dominate and control all aspects of womens’ lives, especially sexuality. These “men” are so very insecure about their own sexual prowess and lack of simple social skills, they have to use children as an excuse to cover up any reminder of their human anatomy. Pathetic. The same for their innate desire to cover up women (coming very soon to conservative America). They can’t stand the thought of losing females they “own” if another male is attracted to their property.

Gah!!! DeSanity is a disgusting stain upon the underwear of humanity.

Dangerous, bad, and sad times.

Florida, the advent of the Fourth Reich.

The first panel frightens me, just the thought. The second lightens the mood but is still too close to the first.

If only one uptight conservative finds it offensive…

All the domed buildings in D.C. will be outfitted with “bras”.

The international signal of distress is the U.S. flag flown upside down. The ones in the strip should be as well.

They’ll need a lot of draping, to cover all those erect skyscrapers.

Reminds me of a brilliant Not the Nine O’clock news sketch. “Nelson’s column? Pah! It is Nelson’s Willie!” :)

Out of the vast array of condoms Clay picks the black ugly one. It needs to have those little feel good spikes on it like the ones in the bathroom at corner bar.

Ha! Good one! Ban anything that may look questionable….

Loons, nuts and wack jobs!

DeSantis as president.. Ha, in an alternate universe perhaps. Oh wait, we/you did get trump. EEK

OK. This one made me spit up my coffee. LOL!

And once again, Mr Jones, you finger the puritan oppression without words. Kudos.

Never really thought of The Washington Monument as a phallic symbol.Is it still closed—-years ago it was damaged in a quake and closed to the public,

Half the idea of the thing is trying to climb to the top.

All big Hollywood stars should work for Disney for half price,just to show whose side they’re on

I don’t think so, some parent would complain it teaches safe sex.

I have a small statue of “David” in my back yard. Come and try to censor it, Repukeliklans!!

If DeGenerate wins in 2024 the entire country would have a black cloud over it. Minus parts of Florida.

What can you expect from a country that allows murder, mayhem, and destruction on all channels all day long, but considers bare flesh to be “obscene”?

I read years ago that the average child sees 10,000 televised murders before age 18. But, although they see their own naked bodies at least once a day, they have to pretend it isn’t there. Murder, though….that’s entertainment!

The media and people have given too much attention to DeSantis’ “culture wars”, which are a distraction.

“No One Is Talking About What Ron DeSantis Has Actually Done to Florida”

https://time.com/6266618/ron-desantis-florida-governance-essay/

OMG, OMG Clay! The first panel is terrifying and the second … I am just howling!! ROFLMAO!! DeSanctimonious really is a nut-case.

Republicans are the party of RETRIBUTION, Trump, DeSantis or any other republican will seize minority rule by any means necessary.

But MAGA will want it in red…

Turning the Washington Monument into Conduminimums?

Gee Clay, now what’s wrong with DeSantis, first Trump now DeSantis, when was the last time there was a Republican you didn’t hate?

Trump Indicted!

This is really funny

Shouldn’t it be a giant fig leaf?

(After a brief scroll, I didn’t notice anyone else commenting about the Florida Capitol Complex, so forgive me if someone already mentioned it.)

The old Florida Capitol building has the classic twin-domed design. Additional space was eventually needed, so a 25-story building was built behind the original structure. The complex sits atop a hill. When approaching from the south, it definitely resembles genitalia, and is oft referred to as the "c*ck and b*lls)

He can try, but he’s gonna be met with a lot of resistance.

70 million, Jones is suggesting that you cannot handle seeing a phallic symbol. Can you handle phallic symbols? What about children seeing David’s pp?: