Clay Jones for March 18, 2023

So much for the dream team.

I laugh woke/wouk/wohk no matter how you spell it simply means “Being aware of and ready to most likely experience racial prejudice and discrimination”. I guess they will not be playing in Utah

What is all this rubbish about ‘Brackets’, it seems to be in 50% of cartoons have this as a theme. Is it a gambling thing?

" ‘Woke’ is an idealogy of open-mindedness, thoughtfulness, and compassion. Woke is understanding positions you will never be in and being aware and conscious of the plights of others." —Clay Jones

So, exactly how many people who have blown their brackets already will be trying to blame Biden???

Fairleigh Dickinson broke a lot of brackets yesterday by beating #1 Purdue.

I remember when sports were mostly apolitical, people from all races, backgrounds, economic status and political beliefs pulling in unison for their team.

The way the madness is going this year, the rat has the best shot of winning. FDU!

Biggest college basketball upset ever?

Michigan – 70

New Jersey Institute of Technology – 72

At Michigan. 12/6/14.

I’ve lived in NJ my entire life. Before hearing this result, I didn’t even know there was a NJIT.

The beauty of woke is that you can apply it to any outcome you disagree with.

There’s a huge blizzard in Eastern Canada and everything is at a standstill. The weather has become woke.

We all realize that Pizza Rat has called the whole thing correctly. Don’t we?

I can’t stand the fact that this country puts sports before anything….how many channels do they need to show the same stupid games? 10..15?

BOO HISS

Let’s start calling everything ’’woke’’. Absolutely everything. In no time at all, it’ll have no meaning and disappear from the lexicon.

Watch how easy it is.

‘’Wow, honey, this french toast is totally woke.’’

I woke up this morning ~~ that’s all the ‘woke’ I need!

My coffee maker quit this morning. It’s gone woke on me.

I’m betting on the Trump felony brackets.

I think there should be a law mandating that every time any politician says “woke”, a voter gets to slap ’em upside the head.

Florida needs to be DeSanitized.

“My husband made this comparison: You know that GIF of the monkey sticking its finger up its butt and smelling it? Every day, there’s that person on the internet. And today it’s me.”— writer Bethany Mandel, on widely-posted clip of her response when asked to define “woke”