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Clay Jones for October 09, 2021

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    Daeder  3 months ago

    And the clock shows the date. The year is 1135.

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    … okay?

    That’s Governor Youngkin of Virginia, who has embraced the Qpublicans and parents angry about masks, teaching science and on and on.

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    RAGs  3 months ago

    Brought to you by QAnon and the republican party.

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    Fflashbang  3 months ago

    Why would you want to embrace stupidity and easily proven lies?

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    danketaz Premium Member 3 months ago

    What’s worse than finding a worm in your banana? finding half a worm.

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    The Love of Money is . . .  3 months ago

    The clock goes to 13 so that’s 26 hours a day. When we fall back in the Fall, what time does the unemployment office open ?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    There is a half-truth: ketchup is a tomato sauce, which is a vegetable.

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    ibFrank  3 months ago

    People around the globe are joining the flat earth society. Thank god it is flat, if it wasn’t all the water from the flood could not have ran off the earth and we would still be flooded.

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    Some Conservative-run classrooms in the dystopian future: Wherein every day is Opposites Day, and “The Flintstones” is a reality show.

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    Tralfaz Premium Member 3 months ago

    “Ketchup is a vegetable” dates back to Ronald Reagan and his school lunch proposal. Ah! memories of good times….

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    rob mccallum  3 months ago

    This reminds me of a Canadian historical minute, a short about minute long vignette about Canadian historical events. In the one that comes to mind the school board is criticizing how the teacher teaches, but it is revealed that her biggest critic doesn’t know how to read.

    https://youtu.be/kqAgOOaJyLc

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    FrankErnesto  3 months ago

    That’s a nice start, but the list goes on, added to every day, it seems.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 3 months ago

    And what’s REALLY scary is that there are “people” out there that BELIEVE EVERY ONE OF THOSE “FACTS”!!!!

    Note the subtle truth on the blackboard??? 666 = 45. Hummm….

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    Mr Right Premium Member 3 months ago

    What’s scary is people believe Clay Jones is in touch with what conservatives believe.

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    chmsam  3 months ago

    The Bug’s Butt Troll thinks he can swing the country to the Turd Reich fascism.

    I don’t think we should let the lies and hate of the Rumpistani tyranny and oligarchy continue. But let’s see what y’all think.

    Anybody else think folks like the Bulbous Buttwhistle, Moscow Mitch, and the cretins like Boebert, the Notorious eMpTyGee, and Gohmert Pyle, plus the pervs and molesters like Gaetz should be calling the shots any longer? Should we let Ghouliani keep telling us that the truth is not the truth?

    I don’t think so. How ’bout you all? What do you say?

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    It’s no wonder these generations are so stupid! What’s more scary is they’re the future of America!

    America is screwed, big time!

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    WestNYC Premium Member 3 months ago

    This is the kind of crap that is taught in Saudi schools.

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    dpeck Premium Member 3 months ago

    Youngkin’s a foolish rightwing candidate in Virginia, trying to tightrope between Trumpsters in the rural counties and independents in the suburbs. Former governor McAuliffe is said to be very good, but recently Youngkin is coming up towards neck and neck. Pray for us.

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    clayjonz creator 3 months ago

    You’ll enjoy this: Conservatives over on Twitter have been screaming about this cartoon for the past three days (I’m three days ahead of what’s posted here for the time being). Why are they upset about this particular cartoon? It has words. Some MAGAt Twitter account popular with lunatic zealots tweeted it, upset over there being so many words, and they’re still attacking me with memes (oh deal lord) swearing an oath to never read the cartoon. Now that I tweeted the GoComics link to it, as I always do, it’ll probably build up again.

    They also like to take my photo and tweet it around saying stuff like, “This is what he looks like. This is the guy who created that cartoon with all the words. This is his face. How dare he have a face that sonofa…” Stuff like that.

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    tee929  3 months ago

    I am surprised the apple was renamed a banana and not an ORANGE!

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    northernbills  3 months ago

    luv the 6+6+6=45!

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    ncorgbl  3 months ago

    Well done, Clay. conservatives have rejected and attacked any change or progress that comes, then come to seize those philosophies and claimed credit for them since time began. Our Founders were Liberals who founded this Nation on Liberal principles, Liberal Ideals and Liberal values. conservatives were the ‘Tory’ who sided with the Brits and opposed independence. The Republican Party began in the 1854 as the Liberal party in the U.S. Lincoln, a Liberal, was their first elected president. Yet Republicans claim to be ‘The Party of Lincoln’. Imagine the Southern Red States being ‘The Party of Lincoln.’ If Lincoln were president today conservatives would impeach him.

    For those who claim to be Christians, know this. Jesus was a Liberal who brought great change. The conservatives of the time were the Pharisees who questioned and condemned Jesus. Today’s right-wing evangelists, the ‘Modern Day Pharisees’, oppose what Jesus himself taught and said.

    conservatives are the enemy of the U.S.A. and have been since 1774. And while conservatives might not be satan himself, surely they’re the ones who run into the 7-11 to get satan his cigarettes.

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    359mxn  3 months ago

    So your one of those. Ones that use words.

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    EdmundBabe  3 months ago

    Who read it to them?

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    Ammosexual Premium Member 3 months ago

    Some of Jones tropes are spot on. Twitter is the real Satan allowing for a 1/2 dozen jerkoffs to bend the will of a Nation. American has gotten weak.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 3 months ago

    Brilliant! As always Clay ♥♥

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Lying disease spreading right wing traitors have made America weak.

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    cherns Premium Member 3 months ago

    https://youtu.be/rvr30mQF9ek

    https://4.files.edl.io/0ec3/06/28/18/155729-1b8ab639-28ff-4b2d-858e-4ecf1f9cbbc4.pdf

    —the author, a college classmate of mine and recently deceased, was a real mensch.

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