Clay Jones for June 07, 2021

I do kind of wonder what the Qpies will make of his NOT being reinstated. Or he himself, for that matter.

Would the Secret Service have to shoot the gators? Are they still a protected species?

I guess if they (the crocs) ate that poisonous Orange ass they may perish, but they would gain the gratitude of a relieved world…

I thought crocs ate Zebras.

Talk about a toxic meal.

I have a better chance of winning a big lottery than Trump has at being magically reinstated as president.

Those gators have a stronger stomach than I would have.

Please do.

Trump roast?

Just do it! Please

So, if we somehow manage to get Trump convicted of one of the many crimes he’s committed, and he actually gets sent to prison, will the taxpayers still be footing the bill for a security detail to make sure he doesn’t get shanked? Just askin’ for a friend . . .

And, OF COURSE, when fatso’s NOT “Reinstated” in August, his low-intelligence minions will just grab onto some other insane fantasy generated by the voices in his head or Loony Lindell, and totally forget about “August”.

Despite alligators’ supposedly ferocious appetites, both these two will go home with hefty doggie bags if they rid us once and for all of Democracy’s thunder-thighed menace. Bon appétit!

Chomp, chomp, crunch!

‘’A little bland, Al, hand me the BBQ sauce, please.’’

How is he not going to be reinstated? Look at that broad base he has.

“Gopher it” . . said the other gator . . . (apologies to Caddy Shack)

Herr Groppingfuror’s scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to find advisors still subscribing to his whack-a-doodle theories.

I never thought I’d be pulling for the gators. Bon appetit.

You know he’s mentally ill when he wears his trousers backwards…

ROFLMAO

We need to get serious about the joke that Trump and the QAnon conspiracy theories made of our Constitutional quasi-democratic republic in their demented seditious efforts to limit freedom, justice, privileges, and rights to select races/religions in a bizarre alt-reality that has nothing to do with the direction outlined in our Declaration of Independence, Constitution, and its Amendments. Far too many in Congress are putting party/personal gain at a higher priority than working to serve the US electorate. We need to take back control of the government from the malicious authoritarian interlopers.

He should be in jail …!!!

Trump praises Joe Manchin’s obstruction after years of opposing the filibuster as president

https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-joe-manchin-filibuster/

‘In his mind he’s the hero’: Columnist delivers devastating blow to ‘Joe Manchin’s mighty delusions’

“Manchin has become the Senate’s Walter Mitty: a man who believes himself the champion of a fantasy and who has hope but no plan,” writes The Post’s James Downie. “He believes he will save the country by recruiting ‘10 good Republicans,’ even though dreaming doesn’t will into existence that many Republicans who will cast a fair-minded vote.”

“In his mind, he’s the hero of this story,” Downie says. “In truth, he’s the patsy. And the country pays the price for his delusions.”

https://www.rawstory.com/in-his-mind-hes-the-hero-columnist-delivers-devastating-blow-to-joe-manchins-mighty-delusions/

‘Comical and sad’: Stormy Daniels brutally pans Trump’s post-presidency decline in CNN interview

Daniels, who received a payment from Trump from former attorney Michael Cohen to keep quiet about their affair — which led to Cohen going to jail — noted that Americans should be “afraid” of men like Trump with regard to his conduct that led to the Capitol riot on Jan 6th.

“It’s comical, almost, it’s sad,” she replied. “And I didn’t see what you were talking about, but I try not to follow him anymore. It’s just absurd, and I almost feel sorry for him in a way because I don’t believe he’s mentally all there.”

https://www.rawstory.com/stormy-daniels-2653261465/

If you’re hurrying to beat his reinstatement, don’t worry – you’ve got all the time in the world.

If only the agents would let the gators eat him!

There aren’t enough gators in the picture to completely finish off the tub of lard on the green.

“The suet’s not bad, but that orange sauce isn’t even edible.”

hey gator, what does traitor taste like? anything like a 300# bag of shit?

Wait’ll they discover that piece is mostly Depends

Even the Androgums would reject him as a meal (see Doctor Who “The Two Doctors” (1985).

That drawing takes TRump to a whole new level!

Trump is doing Russia and China’s work for them — it’s how his insurrection continues: former FBI official

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-working-for-russia-china/

‘The guy is NUTS’: Viewers stunned as Trump goes off on ‘insane’ Fox Business rant about fake Facebook ballot lockboxes

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-facebook-phony-lockboxes/

Recording between Rudy Giuliani and Ukraine official reveals outright ‘quid pro quo’

https://www.rawstory.com/recording-of-call-giuliani-ukraine/

The View erupts after Joy Behar says Trump looked like he ‘pooped his pants’ in North Carolina

https://www.rawstory.com/the-view-donald-trump-pants/

I am sorry but it is WRONG to suggest that alligators should eat Donald Trump.

The poor little things would get tummy aches from that slimy lump.